Summer of Cider 2008
The Great Ouse Booze Cruise!

The Great Ouse Booze Cruise is an annual summer event marking the start of the Summer of Cider. Members of the elite appley faction are inviting locals to take part in an afternoon of menial snacking and heavy drinking before getting embarking on a downstream adventure, calling in on the Woolpack, the Grand Junction etc... via the waterways!

All forms of alcohol are permitted, although cider drinkers will be given preference by the lifeboat teams on stand by. Pirate attire is optional but undoubtedly preferable, aaarrrhhhh!

Whether you are forming a team, or you are taking on the Grade II rapids (opposite the Skate Park) as a solo expedition, be warned...THIS IS FOR THE BEST OF THE BEST.

Anyone wearing Speedos, armbands or goggles will be forced to walk the plank.

GET INVOLVED, EMBRACE THE SUMMER OF CIDER JOIN HERE!

PUNKS ABOUT TOWN!
Are we on the edge of an epidemic?

Having only recently moved the Buckingham Uncovered Offices to this part of the town we were mostly surprised at the increase in numbers of habitual punks found locally. It would appear the punks are drawn to this part of the town due to some basic/tribal instinct.... We even found a few of the younger punks at the end of our garden... We did attempt to feed them with both fizzy pop (which they appeared to like) and macaroons (not so much)...

Now being (reasonably) young ourselves we appreciate the need to hang out on street corners and we quite like the punks which we have met about the town... So after much consideration, we will shortly be launching a new feature: Operation Punk Watch... watch this space...